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Shut up and make juice for me or else I'll stop renting my 14th lemon loaf to you!

- Lemonlord

Makes me cry. The good luck I've had in my life should mean I could retire early. The bad luck I've had in my life means I still have no retirement fund. But at least I haven't gone through foreclosures like a lot of people my generation have.

Don't forget punishing you for spending all your time and money on sugar, ice, water, pitchers, and practice learning to make lemonade.

Ufff. This hurts

This is the only version of this idiom that I will ever use or subscribe to.

Is this a Cave Johnson quote or am I misremembering

factually correct, as long as you have enough lemon peel you can steam distill limonene from it. it's so cheap in citrus producing countries it's used as a paint stripper. and yes it's pretty flammable

Their parents and grand parents were literally getting into gunfights over worker's rights.

TIL. And oranges, limes, and grapefruits as well? Interesting.

Hey I'm not gonna bitch about it. In fact, I'mma bitch if you don't give me lemons with my fish & chips for free.

Something something house something something combustible lemon

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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As a GenZ member, I have no idea.

I think the joke is that GenZ will do something random and unexpected.

I figured Gen Z is the lemon in this case.

They're the noises you make while having sex in your lemon suit with an orange you barely know.

As a GenXer, whatever.

Then you are appropriately interpreting Gen Z.

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Lemons as a service?

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Make life take the lemons BACK!

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