Can't believe I'm 41 and I haven't decapitated a single landlord
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Can't believe I'm 69 and I haven't thrown a single fascist down a mine shaft.
no more half measures walter
The "protracted" in Protracted Peoples War is important. Mao didn't even win until he was 54!
Shit, i need to get a protractor ASAP
You don't have one now?!?! smh my head
my history buff boomer dad: "When Alexander the Great (or Alexander the Macedonian as we call him in Russian) was 19 he conquered Persia. What have you done?"
I once went to an exhibit about Leonardo da Vinci, the man who invented half the known world by the age of 30. In front of a statue of him, I broke down in tears. "I am already twenty years old," I cried, "and I have invented nothing!"
It's never too late to get started
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂💵❓️🔜🔫
you think that's bad? I haven't even participated in a single glorious people's revolution