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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe I'm 41 and I haven't decapitated a single landlord

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Can't believe I'm 69 and I haven't thrown a single fascist down a mine shaft.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The "protracted" in Protracted Peoples War is important. Mao didn't even win until he was 54!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shit, i need to get a protractor ASAP

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You don't have one now?!?! smh my head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

my history buff boomer dad: "When Alexander the Great (or Alexander the Macedonian as we call him in Russian) was 19 he conquered Persia. What have you done?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I once went to an exhibit about Leonardo da Vinci, the man who invented half the known world by the age of 30. In front of a statue of him, I broke down in tears. "I am already twenty years old," I cried, "and I have invented nothing!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It's never too late to get started

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂💵❓️🔜🔫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

you think that's bad? I haven't even participated in a single glorious people's revolution