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[–] [email protected] 225 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sick speedrun strat

[–] [email protected] 138 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (55 children)

I was happy for a second and then remembered that karma is a bad take and that he will be getting the absolute best available healthcare and even if he does die, he will be doing so having gotten to old age, in extreme luxury and in more comfort than any of us will ever experience.

I worry that if he does die soon it will only embolden royalist sentiment in this country as the grieving masses will cling on to the "young king" which the media will spin as "progressive" or whatever, and we'll just keep getting further and further away from abolishing this disgusting establishment.

We seriously need a King Ralph type thing to happen, only the people take over, instead of a stereotypical American. Turn Buckingham palace in to a community centre with a kitchen and a shelter and childcare and a free mental health clinic, and put those gardens to actual use..

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Who cares about this random man having cancer?

[–] [email protected] 125 points 9 months ago (2 children)

When he dies the UK will spend around $300 milion on his funeral and a party for his kid.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fuck the monarchy. Fucking parasites.

[–] frshmt 29 points 9 months ago

Unelected sponges, as Bill Bailey once put it

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

So brave and controversial of you to pretend he's just a random man

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (16 children)

It will be so funny if he takrs a sharp turn downhill and dies. Dude was famous for never getting a chance to be king and then to go out so quickly would be * chef's kiss *

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I love the people in here standing up for him lol. An absolute fuckton of people die every day. Basically every moment has human death in it. No one defending him cares a single wit about them, but they'll get wound up over this old man dying of something many many people die of daily.

Considering everything that's come out about the royal family, I can't find a single care in me for him. I feel more for the countless faceless strangers dying worse deaths. This old pampered fuck will die well in comparison. He doesn't need any sympathy from me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

you don't have to be a royalist to feel empathy for someone with cancer....

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (7 children)

The royal family, including Charles are big proponents of homeopathy. Let's see how much homeopathy is going to help him now. I'm sure at least as much as those alternative methods Steve Jobs chose helped him, back then...

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago

Oh no... anyway...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Oh man, he only just got his dream job.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (32 children)

oh no anyway

but in all seriousness I hope he dies that guy is a piece of shit

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

~~Prostate cancer is very common, very survivable, and very easily treatable. It's a serious health problem, but he's almost definitely gonna be fine~~

Me fail reading comprehension. The article says it's NOT prostate cancer

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Becomes king

Fucking dies

Lmaooo

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

English taxpayers paying for another coronation ceremony be like: 🥶*

* can't pay to heat their house.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Would be weird for the longest serving monarch to be replaced by the shortest serving one.

Which raises a good question... who was the shortest serving British monarch?

Oh, of COURSE there's a Wiki for that...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_monarchy_records

"The shortest-reigning monarch was Lady Jane Grey who ruled for 9 days from 6 July until 15 July 1553 (although she was only proclaimed queen by the Lords of the council on 10 July). Her husband Lord Guildford Dudley was her consort for the entire reign, making this the shortest tenure of the male consort of a female monarch. Note: Jane's reign is disputed.

The king with the shortest definitively known reign was Edgar the Ætheling who ruled for 2 months, 12 days in 1066 before submitting to William the Conqueror. Some records indicate that Sweyn Forkbeard reigned for only 40 days in 1013–4.[7]"

Queen Elizabeth II died 9/8/2022, so Charles has already been in 514 days. He's good...

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So is it the pedo next in line?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, he's completely out of the running unless all of King Charles children and grandchildren mysteriously die

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Don't give the pedo any ideas

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I think it's primogeniture monarchy, so it's from parent to child. Next in line is Charles' firstborn.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (32 children)

Jesus, lemmy is full of hate

[–] [email protected] 77 points 9 months ago (33 children)

I have 0 sympathy for monarchial families living off the backs of UK taxpayers for... Centuries :|

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is hating monarchies not natural? What gives someone the right to rule over others just because of their bloodline?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

royals are for guillotines

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Please for the love of anything you love stop crying for monarchists and bring back the guillotine. For FUCKS SAKE YOU'RE LITERALLY THINKING LIKE A MIDDLE AGES SERF. GOD EMPEROR SHIT RIGHT HERE

If any of you fucking liberals ever say ANYTHING about communist countries having cults of personality I'm going to haul ass and personally take shits inside your house that will leave you confused for years to come

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I'm begging liberals to remember the one cool thing they ever did, which was chopping off their monarchs' heads, and commit to that. Just that. Come on now, this is an argument that's been solved for like 200 years now: monarchs and aristocrats are dogshit and deserve to be forcibly removed from their positions of wealth and authority.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Imagine simping for an inbred German shambling corpse.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I can't wait to be smoking on that king pack. #RipBozo meme is locked and loaded.

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