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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In my neck of the woods it was called fisher price windows lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Not a bridge expert, or really any kind of expert, really. But railroad rails are laid with a little gap to account for thermal expansion of the rail on hot days. If the expansion is more than designed for, you get buckling like this. This bridge was probably also designed to account for thermal expansion to a certain degree. It seems like more and more of our infrastructure is starting to fail, encountering heat levels it was never expected to encounter. I wonder if failures like this and worse are going to become a common headline

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 175 points 2 months ago (12 children)

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

record scratch Yup. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Let me explain….

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