[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Astrology is just a socially acceptable way to ask when your birthday is.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

But wetness is the presence of moisture

Is there not moisture in the water? Ergo, water is wet.

Even under your definition, water is recursively wet.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Economy sucks and everything is expensive so offering a $5 meal appeals to people who don't want to spend $20 for McDonalds.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I know this is selfish but I'm feeling kinda depressed with the mass adoption of Ozempic. I lost a lot of weight through diet and exercise the past 2 years. Then, they come out with a relatively harmless and easy solution to my problem the second I get to where I wanted to be. I don't even get to have a nice story of willpower because everyone who knows me thinks I just got on Ozempic. Rather than improving myself, I spent 2 years and tons of willpower to be part of a new normal.

It's like a weaver spending years building a hand-powered textile shop and then the fucking industrial revolution happens.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

It used to be a bag of chips was a 3-4 bucks and it was a weeks worth of snacks. Now it significantly cuts into my food budget to get anything like that.

At some point, I just asked if I'd rather have a bag of chips or like 3-4 extra ingredients to season my regular meals.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Homemade chips rock. Get some powdered salt and vinegar flavoring and they're god tier.

I just wish they weren't still unhealthy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The trailer is written like some off-beat PG-13 family comedy.

They should be going to the Grand Canyon with their new stepmom not fucking treasure hunting.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

That's because you're drinking a bunch of tannins on an empty stomach. Operator Error, either eat something or git gud at drinking tea.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

We already did this discourse, women do the exact same thing just with different traits.

If the Disney's Beast didn't have broad shoulders, large hands, and big forearms than his popularity among women would drop significantly. These traits are the male equivalent of "pretty face and big boobs." You could slap them on to anything and at least someone find them attractive.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Does anyone know how to crack and mod minecraft?

The account I migrated my mojang account to got fucking deleted by Microsoft for inaction and now I don't own minecraft apparently.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Blocking everyone on hexbear that's even remotely having a good life so everyone will be just as miserable as I am.

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We all know our boy Oswald was a CIA plant, but what about the assassination itself?

It's gonna be 15 years until all the records get released so make your bets now on the most likely outcome as well as your favorites.

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Almost Naked Animals (www.youtube.com)
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Canadian animation asks the very important question "What if Animals wore underwear?" for kids.

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Post your favorite animation version of this song or else. knifecat

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I'm pro Eggnog honestly. One of the better spiked drinks to have during the holiday season.

inb4Spoiler for egg products, I got it from a vegan blog. get pranked liberals.

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Zionist SNL Sketch (www.youtube.com)
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Imagine being this cringe and out of touch.

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Peeing in the Shower, Childish or Saving Water? (external-content.duckduckgo.com)
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Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it's not okay and "childish." As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I'm already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

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Average guy

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I'm FREE! (www.youtube.com)
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Nipah Virus (hexbear.net)
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With the advent of the Nipah virus and it's possible spread, I would like to remind all hexbear citizens to say "Satoko is worst girl and she really should have just studied" or else this purple haired girl will infect you with the virus.

Ryukishi07, instead of giving us Ciconia part 2, has decided to end humanity as punishment for creating Higurashi Gou.

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9/11 24/7 (www.youtube.com)
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