BGDelirium

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm slowly collecting all of the mtg cards she's ever illustrated. Except for the secret lair set she had. Not sure what that was all about

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tried this once and it tasted God awful.

Just eat normal Kraft Mac and cheese and hot Cheetos separately and call it a day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

-> (except for maybe the Philippines) >

agony-consuming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Operation Temu Trojan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ante can come back too for more of a gacha/gambling modern feel to the game

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm packing up shipments of Mason jars to send to my brave IDF boys

They can tape the jars around their genitals for maximum semen retention

 

Supernintendo Water

Growing Gourds

One And A Half Foot Hammers

The Calves

Boastful Badger

Washinkton Field

Blue Cold Ice Cubes

Hamilton Boat

The Stoic Reds

Hotwork

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Shipping is 8 plus bucks

So 13 and change for a funny but infuriating picture of the wrong Joseph on a can

Hmmmmmm

soviet-hmm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Go outside

Go the damn ocean. It's not far, you bitter old crank

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait for the takes from Disney adults and Disney influencers. I'm sure they will be level-headed and not full-blown ragebait in the slightest...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I had some friends into 4 player Bomberman on the SNES back in college back in the late 00s. It was great to have in the background at a house party

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I bike to work everyday and I think I'm just lucky enough that my sweat doesn't stink. Or at least people don't tell me that it does over the course of 10 years at my job in different offices

Hate that everyone gets a street parking pass, worth probably hundreds of bucks a month, but a supposed bus pass for me is MIA

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And just like Burns, Biden is indestructible

 

Got called in the office the other day and was told by 3 different supervisors that I was abusing reduced lunch privileges (going home 15-30 minutes early)

In a 80 person office, I'm one of 4 or 5 people that can do certain tasks in the morning and one of 3 people that can do certain tasks in the afternoon. I rarely call out and have never said no to coming in early or working overtime to help cover for my coworkers.

In a 80 person office, a good 50-60 percent of the workers take advantage of the same reduced lunch but there's no recourse for them.

Let's see how they like it on a busy Monday when I know there will be at least two call outs, the hypocritical fucks.

Gonna use my free day to talk to my union president, look at other places in my town to transfer in to, meet up with a friend for coffee, try a new chicken place for the first time, and spend extra time with my wonderful wife and son.

 

A whopping 3 inches fully aroused!

rimshot

My kink is tall blue wizard hats!

 

The pivotal soul harvesting point in Elon's life that unlocks his future wealth and influence.

 

That's not true! I love all my proxy states equally!

earlier that day

I don't care for 🇬🇪

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