ComradeLove

Anytime someone talks about Trump I always reply with an unhelpful "Sounds like what a man that mimes blowjobs in front of his supporters would do"

He's like a really dumb kid that wants to hang with the bullies so they give him the shittiest job and he does it happily.

In this lemmy instance Sacco and Venzatti are heroes, End of Story.

Can I submit my fan art of donkey and dragon getting it on?

ShrekSSR

Sounds like a History Channel "documentary" about research into the "real" Tiny Tim and what happened to him.

Crystal thing he sells obviously doesn't work.

Could he look any twink-ier?

Wait until she finds out that by "one night stand" he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?

Yeah it's fake ;)

They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don't take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw... It.

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation