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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These people just throw around words trying to look smart. The nietzschean right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Nietzsche would have hated these people so much

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago

Yes, yes, i can sense it. Chud discourse about how some woman's boobs will usher in the fifth reich has revealed to me: Sydney Sweeney is the quizatz haderach! saul-anime

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

Simultaneously jesse-wtf and nerd

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

She's a right wing icon because damn check out those Yaboos. But she made fun of Catholicism, so she's that faction of right wing that would still have sex with me.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Don't you see, the booba, it is bad for the woke, so the righteous booba is on the march for liberty against the woke like in that painting of the topless woman.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

I love liberty leading the people. There's so much going on. A dual wielding toddler. Hugh jackman. Some dead guy with no pants. France parties

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the boob

It is trampling over wokeness where the lefty wrath is stored

It has loosed its fateful nipple from its terrible cloth prison

The boob is marching on

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't there some similar discourse a while back about Taylor Swift secretly being a white supremacist or something

Oh hey woops I dropped my timeline: β­•

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

yeah they used to do this same thing with Taylor Swift, until she made some milquetoast liberal statements

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I really feel like I've missed something about this Sweeny thing. Is all this discourse simply because she has boobs?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

I think so? The right wing has gotten so used to telling themselves that the "sjws" are mad about everything that they just kind of assumed that this woman existing makes the sjws mad or...something? And when the "sjws" react with a "what the fuck are you talking about? Stop being weird and creepy." They declare victory, because the sjw is only pretending to be confused and indifferent, when they're actually secretly melting inside, because boobs. I think that's the logic behind this, it's just their bizarre insular ideas reaching their ultimate conclusion.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

she has booba. as is custom, some people feel a divine right to publicly comment on the aesthetic pleasure/displeasure they receive by looking others' bodies and believe their commentary is a substitute for having a personality. some go real hard, spinning a thread about how their opinions on other's looks has broad social implications or otherwise deep meaning of great value for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I'm confused as hell by this whole thing. It's like one of those dancing epidemics from the middle ages but instead of dancing it's just dudes being stupid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

they're doing Sydney Sweeney like they used to do Taylor Swift. A white, attractive, apolitical blonde lady onto whom they can project their desires for a subservient aryan tradwife and a white ethnostate. Sydney, like Taylor, avoids politics completely (as far as I know), allowing the far-right to cast her as their anti-woke heroine in whatever fantasy they have in their heads. Of course the second she does the slightest thing perceived as "woke" they'll drop her, just like they dropped Taylor (although I guess first they're gonna run themselves in circles trying to justify all of Sydney's "woke" actions as some 5d chess move that's ackshually owning the libs, like this guy seems to be doing with the GLAAD thing).

But yeah she also has larger than average breasts so they seem to be obsessing about that because I guess they never left middle school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Right wingers have no actual theory, stances or moral ground to stand on. As such they have to make their entire ideology around ripping others down.

If anything I'm mad that they are co-opting a woman body into a political point, although I guess controlling women's bodies is par for the course for those folk.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

How can they type that much drivel with one hand?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's what a PhD is good for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

i had a suspicion it stands for PenishandlingDude

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

She played a trad wife in 2 episodes of that one show, she must be a trad wife!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dissertation Title: Intellectualizing my Insecure, Horny Pathology: A Preemptive Reaction to Sexual Humiliation in the 21st Century

my favorite part is where he claims the left dismissing him as stupid is not real because they are obviously big mad since so many replied to his tweets, thus using many words. very "i'm not mad, you're mad" type shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's taylor-commie all over again lmayo

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

I can smell the brainrot through the screen

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

They let him cook too long, and he cooked his own mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

β€œNo YOU’re obsessed w/ Sydney Sweeneys boobs!”

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

how the fuck are we losing to these people

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

They are the authority or approved by said authorities instead of oppressed by it certainly doesn't help

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why cause all this horror but still restrict your class membership to what the lower classes find appaling? The freedom to be absolute goobers yet still unquestionably decide the fate of billions is the privilege they stole from pillaging the entire planet for centuries. anglo-burn

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

We're really not, chuds are just a very loud minority. Most people don't actually care about this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Freedom of speech is bad

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Seriously, just how much lead is present in the american water supply?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

The chud meltdown when she finally says something even mildly lib will be amazing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Or she has incoherent ideology, like most Americans? Damn solved it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Is this a JP post?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Proddy scum... simple as.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

alright, we're gonna need to make sweeney-posting a bannable offense at this rate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

this is really funny though.