All the butterknives in my house growing up were discoloured and bent at the ends. For a long time I thought the smell of hash was my dad's cologne. I guess it kind of was.

What's wrong with Canadian gifs?

It's 8am and I'm craving garlic bread now

MONGOOSE!

Trebuchet?

Fleas caused the death of my cat. A coworker generously brought a sample of her infestation in to the office and they must have hitched a ride home with me. My cats were indoor only, I didn't expect them to need flea treatment. The fleas gave him hemobartonella and almost $20,000 later, we couldn't get the anemia under control.

Nuke the fleas.

It was the shrieking that I wasn't a fan of

How would one go about this? So I can avoid doing it accidentally, of course.

It looks like he's wearing a rubber mask. It's unsettling.

Oopsy, forgot to carry the one...

Bif Naked - I love myself today

The freesewing.org software post on technology.org. I could swear there was a mastadon instance mentioned for a related community but I can't find it now. I'm using Connect, but the bugs are probably in my brain rather than the client.