That's your dad that we're all being gay with
Everyday I curse that I have a very feminine body that makes presenting androgynous very difficult.
Why can't I just be a shapeshifter or something, that would make things so much more simple
I can literally hear an owl hooting outside my window right now 
Pretty sure it's a Powerful Owl (yes that's the species common name of Ninox strenua).
The answer is to scream the word penis at them until they go away, because such people do not deserve a serious answer
They know why.
Never believe these cowardly fucks when they try to absolve themselves of knowledge of environmental collapse.
[CW: dysphoria]
spoiler
People are only ever going to see me as a women 
Gender is a fuck
Oh, all I knew was that the game was about Journey to the West. I haven't heard much about it other than it exists and was thinking "Cool, a Monkey game. Might check it out on day."
Fuck gamers and misogynists for ruining fun monkey stuff.
Also found this in the plot synopsis on wikipedia
The Destined One and Bajie then journey to the lair of the Spider Demons to find the fourth Relic, but Bajie is captured by the matriarch, the Violet Spider, who plans to marry and then devour him for having "ruined" her centuries earlier. The Destined One rescues Bajie and battles both the Violet Spider and the Hundred-Eyed Daoist Master, resulting in both of their deaths and the possession of the fourth Relic.
Eww.
So of course Chuds are automatically giving it 10/10 regardless of the games quality and it's now impossible for me to tell if it's a good or bad game.
Chuds don't ruin games challenge (impossible)
Putin is a capitalist oligarch and a homophobe. We hate him too, obviously.
Hating US backed imperialism and Ukrainian Nazis doesn't mean we're pro Putin.
I wish Dems were even slightly as communist as Republicans pretend they are
Look at this adorable mother fucker. It's a fucking duck plant. It's so fucking cute.
Now look at what 90% of modern Tamagotchi characters look like (yes Tamagotchi is still a thing), they all have the same weird human girl with a big head thing going on
What the hell happened? They're supposed to be virtual alien pets, not virtual 3 year old girls.
This has to be the weirdest thing I've ever complained about.
YE MIND BE FULL OF BEANIS AND YE SAILS FULL OF BEARS
In my opinion, The Pokemon Adventures manga is the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure of Pokemon
GIVE ME THIS FROUG
It took me 23 years to realise this what is wrong with me. 
Also how did Dreamworks get that past the censors
Feel like shit, just want him and his excessive emojis back.
EDIT: Jesus Christ guys
I maintain that capitalist imperialism is using rainbow capitalism as part of a larger effort to scapegoat the failings of capitalism onto minority groups.