Oh no, what a tragedy, are they saying golfers in the Death Valley have to travel by car like plebs?!
It's only to get to their private jets in an airfield immediately next to it, but the humanity!!
(Not the Devils Golf Course, thats just named that, the actual thing is in the lowermost point, in 'Furnace creek')
How would people know I've been in bed for those 6 months??
As far as they are concerned the cause of the phenomena is unknown.
And next time it will be longer.