So this is what the peak feels like
I just posted Nice Beans Finish Fast and I think I kinda crushed that one
Itt: it's early summer and mild mania might be striking me as it's won't to do.
Nice beans finish fast
I'm getting lots of gas
I'm eating beans and shidding my behind
Rich and flavorful
I'm filling up my bowl
Beans and I are eternally entwined
Pressure cooker bakes my beans
And smelling me is disease
I'm so fucking stinky
People cry
Every bean my have it's truth
But every bean's in you
Never knew you were such a smelly guy
OHHHH Nice beans finish fast
Cause fiber helps you pass
So you don't have to shid your ass
For as much time
Farting on command
Making people smell your hand
Your losing most of your friend's trust
Smelling how you please
Bite the hand with beans
You're gonna eat some beans
And that is rad
I meant for this to be a bad post, now I'm pretty proud of some of my work turning Green Day songs into Bean Day songs. Plz tell me I'm funny
Dear mother can you hear me cooking?
It's been 3 bean salad since I have left your home
This poverty has got me eating
Delicious beans now that I'm out and on my own
And eating beans alone
Pay attention to the split peas
They taste good with rhizomes
I boil it up and it tastes nice
I wanna feed you soup
That I made inside my home
Welcome to beans and rice
I'm on a roll...
no self control
I'm posting bout beans
On methamphetamine
Bean dip
Chomp inside myself
My own best friend
My most trusted enemy
I farted
And departed
Never telling anyone that it was me
I must insist on being
A bean enthusiast
A burrito leading to a gassy behind
Refrying
Soaking and drying
I've perfected the science of the beaniot
Slow witted
But committed
To a bean lifestyle
Even if it's deviant
Made a thread in badposting and then the bit expanded and now it's a good post
Here we go again
Infatuation with my beans
That I've just made can't end
Oh but then again
If you can't smell much more than beans
Then that's exactly when I'm cooking
I toss and turn all night thinking
About bean perfection
Only to realize that
It's not different at all
So I throw my past bean-stakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say
'What the hey?"
I'll eat beans forever
Me and beans together run away yeah
Far away
(First 5 greenday albums slap hard, Dookie is their 3rd, btw)
I walk these empty streets
On the boulevard of broken beans
I pledge
A bean dip
To the underworld
I heard that Satan likes
A chickpea black bean swirl
A face in the crowd
Suggested guacamole
Without a doubt
Mispronounced
But still a good call