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Undelete coward

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live-tucker-reaction

If I change it will you reopen c/dating?

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I drink another orange soda

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The hole was cut through the mouth of a megatron mask stapled to the wall

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Hot dog nozzle

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Mr. Elon, with all due respect a guy in a Halloween robot costume does not count.

Granted, when I was in college I went to a transformers themed glory hole but that's not the same

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China, or Tawain

same-picture

This is literally what Chiang Kai-Shek believed and the on paper stance of the Obama regime

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Apparently the Trump self immolater was an r/TrueAnon user posting under the handle of "GaveUp"

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Tucker Carlson is Still Trying to Get Other Newsmakers to License "Suck Me To Completion," But Not a Single One Has Taken Him Up On It

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I can do that

How do I unban people?

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May your son live in a world with no war

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:jbp: There's an increasing trend these days for vulnerable, unhappy men to turn, what the internet calls, "prison gay". If you look at increasing rates of LGBT identification, especially by young people, by the year 2050 25% of all men could be in a same-sex relationships.

Well get back to why that is later, but if this trends holds as I predict it will this has very interesting implications for the remaining 75% of men who decide to engage in heterosexual relations.

The sexual marketplace will be dramatically impacted. Whereas now the sexual marketplace is tilted in favor of women, the marketplace of the future may be tilted towards men due to a supply gap. It's basic economics, if theres a significant gap of demand and supply, the remaining supply becomes more valuable over competition. We may see a "bull run" for men if you will.

kubrick-stare Right, that's, that's very true today about how women hold all the power in sexual encounters, and how this transgender and homosexual ideology and propaganda poisons men's brain into thinking they're women.

peterson-pill-dinner Today women go for the top 20% of men, based on attractives and succses and other valuable assests in the marketplace. And this is according data released by various dating apps such as tindr.

shapiro-gavel If you can even call them dating apps. It's much more like a removed app than a dating app

peterson-pill-dinner Completely, just apps that unleash formless chaos on men and traditional dating.

:jbp: And polls show well above half of all new sexual and what little serious relationship is out there today, is facilited through these so called "dating apps". This is why I like Beauty and the Beast so much, it's a film about the female hero myth and reveals so much about women. In the movie the woman protagonist, Beauty, is very attractive so she's high up on the hierarchy, but she doesn't go for Bastagon, which most women would, and it's a fantasy about high status women not caring about their status, like they are better than the hierarchy, but she still goes for a handsome prince anyway. The chaos and the vapidness of feminism in one film.

It's just like the vapidness of these apps. Women claim to want equity and equality, two words which are totally interchangeable to them, they say they want men who are "nice" and won't punch walls, but who do they go for? The top status males regardless of who they are. They draw these lines that don't mean much to make separations of high status men, but the biggest line is the one between high status and low status men. It's the only line feminism teaches young girls not to cross.

expert-shapiro Men are not going to put up with this bullcrap anymore

up-yours-woke-moralists That's why they are choosing to go gay, the low status men cannot compete with high status and that's why they engage carnally with one another. They have no one else. That's why we see a huge spike in bisexuality identification especially for men under 35. "Prison gay" because they have no other options. So those 25% of men who turn gay are going to be those the least valued by women. The "incels". Like natural selection they will be removed from the gene pool.

Liberalism and the Marxists have put a barrier between men and women and its having disastrous results for our young men. But what that does to the remaining 75% of men predicted to remain staunch heterosexuals has a lot of fascinating implications. A form of liberal social darwinism.

The remaing 75% will be mostly made up of high value, masculine and average men who were doing better than low value men

So now the former middle value men are the bottom of the food chain and the the high value men are even higher. The new lower value men will have to adapt and become even higher value than their previous status to compete

Given their previous position on the totem poel the former middle have the best chance to enter top value. They will try to improve themselves to such a degree to be seen as valuable by women.

Origin

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(MIAMI, Florida) Long time editor in chief of Fake News Times, Melina, has been found dead in their Miami condo. They were 59. The award-winning journalist, famous for breaking the Jeffery Epstein case in 2007, was discovered by CIA in the late afternoon. Their death was being treated on Saturday night as "unexplained" but sources said the long time writer had died of an apparent crack overdose.

The Miami Police said: "We were called by Emergency Dispatch to an address in Downtown Miami shortly before 1700 hours following reports of a person found deceased covered in shit. On arrival officers found the body of a 59 year-old journalist who was pronounced dead at the scene."

"It was either the crack or the IBS. Hard to tell" said one anonymous source

Melina first joined Fake News Time in the 1970s as a special crack correspondent and was noted for there ability to get deeper into the story than anyone else was willing to go. "They could take down a mountain of crack like it was nothing" said senior editor Tucker Carlson. "You could have a mountain of crack out, enough to kill 10 men, and they would smoke it like it was nothing."

Senior editor Regular A. Bitch said in a press release "I'm gay and my little pud is pretty small. That's funny Melina died. 7/10 bit to die of a crack overdose in 2023. Seriously, who even smokes crack anymore? Jfc just hop on fent"

Junior Labor Union correspondent H.O. Main said in a quick statement while entering a Burger King bathroom "She sucks and I'm glad they [CIA] did her in". Junior Italian Correspondent Arty Set stated "I'm vegan" upon hearing the news

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Worst comm on the site run by the least funny people

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Good

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He was in the electric chair

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$1.2 billion dollars has been diverted from the hexbear commune Belt and Road payout fund to acquire Jezebel and Jezebel Media from G/O Media

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(CNN) - Joe Biden said he "shouldn't have been so cavalier" on Thursday hours after he told a Jewish-American radio host who accosted Biden for sending lethal aid to Israel "Im the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense."

The presidents comment came at the end of an at times tense interview followed by a short question and answer session at a League of Women Voters conference in Iowa

A man later identified as a Jewish person part of the pro-hamas group Jewish Voices for Peace said to biden "I'm gay, and I'm Jewish, and I don't support Israel. How can you speak for all jews in America when so many of us don't support apartheid?" The crowd began roaring at the protestor and Biden quickly snapped back, "Listen, we need to support our allies from bloodthirsty terrorist. I'm the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense. I denounce anti-sematism in all its forms"

A staffer interjected that Biden needed to go.

Later on Thursday afternoon, Biden addressed his comments in a call with the influential American Israel Public Affairs Committee saying, "I shouldn't have been such an Irish honky" and insisting he doesn't take Jewish voters for granted

"The bottom line of all of this perhaps I was much too cavalier. I know that the comments have come off like I was defining what it means to be Jewish and Im not, nothing could be further from the truth. I've never, ever done that and I've earned the Jewish vote every time I've run," he said.

biden-supervised

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They sent Joseph a piece of his sons finger in the mail. He asked for more proof

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(CBS) BOSTON - The Boston Red Sox announced the death of longtime right-handed pitcher Tim Wakefield on Sunday. He was 57 years old.

The team issued the following statement:

Wake embodied true goodness; a devoted husband, father, and teammate, beloved broadcaster, and the ultimate community leader. He gave so much to the game and all of Red Sox Nation.

Our deepest love and thoughts are with Stacy, Trevor, Brianna, and the Wakefield family.

Wakefield, one of the majors' last prominent knuckleballers, appeared in 627 career games over 19-big-league seasons. He amassed a 4.41 ERA (105 ERA+) and a 1.79 strikeout-to-walk ratio. His contributions were worth an estimated 34.4 Wins Above Replacement, according to Baseball-Reference's calculations.

Wakefield began his career with the Pittsburgh Pirates. He was released early in the 1995 season, and subsequently latched on with the Red Sox. Despite debuting with Boston as a 28-year-old, he would go on to become the franchise's all-time leader in games started and innings pitched. Wakefield also ranks third in wins and sixth in Wins Above Replacement

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Never played the game (fuck westerners lol) but I notice there is a correlation between being deeply immersed in rdr2 and being miserable

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