Posting IS praxis and this is a solidarity thread with the freedom fighters of New Caledonia
Does this count?
this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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Infinite 13/11s on the french
Going to double my comment here, considering the relevance:
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.
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Lmao I like this one
"Mr. Escargot! A second baguette!"
anti-french memes are addictive so I've been trying to tapir off
Honhonhon
Here's a joke: "strategic autonomy"
"That's a nice pipeline ya got there pardner. Shame if something happened to it 
"
Anglos 
don't worry, i got their ass elsewhere in this thread
Any time someone tries to correct my pronunciation of croissant, I point out that the pastry originated from Austria so really it should be pronounced as [Exaggerated Arnold Schwarzenegger accent saying Croissant]
I can't even imagine what that sounds like
Sorry I don't speak code lyoko
I didn't understand this at first but then I tried saying croissant out loud in my thickest attempt at a french accent and it's surprisingly accurate.
Lmao right? It's a "Qwua" sound and it does weird things to the mouth
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Hating "le oui oui baguette" is my normal state of being are you telling me that my hatred is finally justified in the eyes of the world???
always has been
If you look carefully, you can often tell if a person speaks French all the time by the pattern of lines on the side of their mouth, this allows you to quickly identify who to mock.
I see your reason, bueno amigo....
Vive Nueva Caledonia! Muerte al Francia!
white people when garlic is on the table
The 18th of Brumaire was literally on the 9th of November, or, in other words, it happened on 9/11.
is there some hexbear injoke about hating french (and italian?) people or is this just standard anglo xenophobia?
oh don't worry, we hate the anglos too don't get us started about their inferior brain pans that predispose them to spice intolerance and war crimes
its not a hexbear injoke, the entire world hates the french.
fuck i need that "Don't speak French" sign 
Hexbear hates on every "international community" nationality equally.
dont forget one of the most important ones 
Pictured: anglo eating spicy food
spicy food
a bottle of water with a drop of lemon
is there some hexbear injoke
oui
Say "Marg bar Francia"
Marg bar America, France, at England...
Italians are just funny. The french are genuinely satanic
>Anglo xenophobia
lol lmao, stop
Do you not hate the french???
For sure when some reactionary Americans shit on France it's jus being shitty, homophobic, crass. When a bunch of commies shit on France, it's more because of what the country has done to African and Pacific colonies under its iron fist. Truly evil shit has been done and continues to be done by France, but they have a better PR team and aren't half as evil as America.
How organized is the backlash in new Caledonia? A single spark can light a prairie fire, but it needs direction too. I worry these riots are too disorganized and unfocused to really fight off the French. That's the impression I'm getting from western media anyway, so I'm taking it with a big old chunk of rock salt.
booo*, we need ones about their.colonial history, lemme try cdes, pls laugh:
the french take all the tax from their colony in namibia? what are they (royal they, not the masses nor the people ofc) stupid?? you know youre gonna lose your colony like that right?
... centuries later ...
huh i guess they are stupid (not franks, gauls, francophones, norman french; yes the tudors, jacobins, napoleonites, royalists etc.) after all
sucks to suckkk
*cde i was not actually booing you and apologize if i hurt your feelings or anyrhing
let me know if i did ill try to make it right
there's a joke in here somewhere
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