MineDayOff

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So that's why Andrew Ryan went to the bottom of the ocean. Interesting, looking into it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

reaching for butterfly

Is this quality assurance?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You got to have the people push the trains

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I feel like I can smell the cigarette smoke in that car. Still pretty cool though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whoa. I need in

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Keep forgetting that lil Benny got facial hair so people would take him seriously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If you're ever in a pinch, go to a fast food joint/gas station and take a shit ton of napkins

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started obsessing over copper gutters, now I gotta have that penny roof

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Wow, I had no idea we had an emote of Dwayne

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Same boat comrade. The future sucks. Empire in decline. I wish you good luck

 

There are some genuinely hilarious political puns in this episode. But, 20 years ago the show also made a few cringe outdated jokes.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It's ruining my life. And the irony is it's the only way to dissociate from bad things. At least it seems like that's the only way. Feels like the snake that eats its own tail.

Edit: thank you all for the good advice and support. It means a lot. I love my comrades. Care-Comrade

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Loving these desperate campaign texts

 

I did it, Jack!

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Nice (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Perfect time. Perfect weather.

 

Take that tankies! If America was a communist country we wouldn't have had a number one hit in 1962 called "The Monster Mash".

freedom-and-democracy

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Got this text today.

I get lots of political garbage texts since Bernie gave my information away. This one truly made me laugh

 

im-doing-my-part

 

amazing.

 

Hiking with my partner and my kid, spotted this on a bench along the trail. Immediately grabbed the sharpest thing I could find and scraped that shit right off. Got poison ivy. Worth it. Didn't spot any khaki shorts or plastic shields though.

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