Once they've gorged on grey matter the brain worms known as Taenia solium kennediae bore their way out of the body to begin their cocooning phase. This has to happen through the skull, so the worms have an ingenious solution to a hard problem; they emit a subsonic hum that drives nearby susceptible persons to fire any firearm in their possession at the hosts head, creating openings for the grown worms. These unwilling midwives are commonly known as Paratsies. While this is a risky strategy, it also has the advantage of concealing the parasites from detection.

Corey Comprador got got by Tommy Crooks, see?

God could in fact make a Putin so wide he could not lift him

Keir Starmer you are my strongest soldier, go and abolish class

ogey [dismantles the working class]

It's kinda bullshit that they removed the material cost for absolution, I get that it fits better thematically, but all these lowskill clerics are just spamming Redemption constantly with only one point in the Protestant subclass

Nice try mothman, now look over there, it's a nice bright light

Good morning. It's June 4, two-thousand and twenty-four, and it's a Tuesday. Here in Beijing, beautiful blue skies, a few... wispy clouds, red sun rising. Very still. Around 65 degrees Fahrenheit right now, 18 Celsius. Should get up to the mid-eighties this afternoon, around 26 Celsius. Sunshine all the way! Have a great day everyone!

did not appear at any election night events citing alleged injuries related to a recent incident involving a physical altercation.

Lmao she got shoved into another dimension apparently, mf'er got an x-ray fatality with a shoulder check, eternal uncritical support to my cross-faded polish comrade giving shoulder claps so hard they constitute a national security threat

outlined a plan to deploy thousands of drones controlled by Artificial Intelligence, known as the “Replicator Initiative.”

When Ur definitely the good guy in the doomsday movie