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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Keir Starmer couldn't even make a proper mud-pie if he was living in a bog

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a gross misrepresentation of a sacred and hallowed tradition... We also get drunk during the drive between stops, while waiting to enter the houses and also while planning the trip and when we're running around naked in the middle of the city square to swim in the public fountains.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This man needs to be dissected for science so we can finally discover the source of Hitler Particles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

First they came for the cis-het men, I didn't speak out, because I was busy getting dragged to the force-fem camps.

Then they didn't come for anyone else, and things were great

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah can i get uhhhh penis juice extra pulp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We are perhaps weeks away from finding out he's making the WaPo journalists piss in bottles to meet quotas. He's just that depraved about """efficiency"""

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pokémon battle or game of pick-up?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Getting your news from NPR is like getting your news from those soothing YouTube videos of rainfall and white noise

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Brie: "hey Virgil why do you have a clause about getting residuals even in the case of... 'doing a Polanski'? What does that even mean?"

Virgil: [disappears in a cloud of vape smoke]

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