Not sure about stitches and duets, I kinda think it can be entertaining to see if someone had the same reaction you did. Parasocial relationships, I guess.
As for Tiktok itself, a lot of it is more like Vine. I don't know what that means other than people miss Vine and try to re-create those types of short form videos.
Good to know. Thanks comrade!
Motherfuckers had to 
that it costs more to have self-checkout than to have cashiers.
Obviously, they aren't going to pay their returning cashiers a living wage as evidenced by the following:
But despite the shift back toward human cashiers, [Claire Tassin, a retail and e-commerce analyst at Morning Consult] doesn’t expect shoppers to have to pay more. “Retailers know consumers are pretty pressed for prices. So I don’t think this will make a massive, meaningful difference in consumer prices” at the moment, she said.
Goddamn it, I ate the onion.
Remain discreet? Nope. You take that L.
You've made your bed, now lay in it. You've earned a decade of humiliation. May as well also tattoo "I fucked up" on your forehead in both Cantonese and Mandarin.
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag upon my door
I'm the Prez and always will be
Arghhhh! Seriously though, can we Lucy's words too?
we need this as an emoji
For those that don't have Twitter (fuck X) change the URL from x[dot]com to xcancel[dot]com and you'll get a Nitter-like interface.
FYI, one of the fascists complaining was known racist asshole James Woods, hence the title.