[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

It's ideologically consistent, but not in the ideology the US would admit to.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Wrong, memorizing sequences of janky hitboxes to dodge with i-frames is the peak of gaming.

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This goose is an acorn woodpecker. They like to drill a bunch of holes in an old tree and stuff it full of acorns to eat over the winter. Isn't that odd?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Old Link!</smash announcer voice>

[-] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

Mostly this, but I can guess the current PlayStation by dividing the years since 1990 by 6.

Meanwhile who knows what the fuck the Xbox is doing.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry this post is too Epic Bacon, I'm going to have to call the vegan police.

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This goose is an American woodcock. They're well known for their dance moves and impeccable taste in music.

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I didn't know horse was a slang term for heroin until I read that.

It's about a society where some people are horses and some people are two people in a horse costume, but our main character is two people in a horse costume who want to be a horse.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Horse! The Musical

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago

we did it, we found the end of history

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I don't know what this is so I assume it's the final boss of Myst.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Most of the front line war criminals are being exploited into being involved. Why would those be mutually exclusive?

Everyone who has ever done something evil has done so for an internally understandable reason.

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This goose is an Eurasian eagle-owl. "Wow, what a dumb name for an owl," you might say. But wait until you hear its scientific name.

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This goose is a double-crested cormorant. When it flies, it looks like its wings are on backwards, which is pretty neat. But it's also a remarkably foul-smelling bird, like worse than a penguin.

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This goose is an ʻiʻiwi. They're supposed to be symbolic of Hawaii, but in my experience the most common bird on Hawaii is the invasive coqui frog.

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The Busy Beaver numbers are how long a Turing Machine of some size can run and still halt. There are different ways of formulating them, but the most common is the number of steps a 2-symbol, N-state machine can run before halting. These numbers go 1, 6, 21, 107, 47176870.

The 6th number is already known to be higher than 10⇈15.

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This goose is a weka. It's a brown flightless bird native to New Zealand, but not related to kiwis.

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This goose is a Eurasian penduline tit. Check out that sweet little Zoro mask.

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thank you for being subjected to this pun

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That's one heck of a goose.

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I hope everyone enjoys salmonella.

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