PKMKII

Tell her she is the bestest girl in the whole wide world

Franchised fascism instead of corporate-owned fascism.

The democrats had always been the party of the Party Boss making the decisions instead of the rank and file. Hence “superdelegates” being a thing in their primaries.

Gravity Falls fan fiction is getting unhinged

I know people are saying this must be a troll, but seeing as how “in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (‘fastest Mario’)” was unironically posted by a chud, I’d buy that this is earnest.

Gilmour, king of the boomer bend

“America is already evil. America is already nefarious. And I promise you, our treachery, our evilness, does not depend on Donald Trump.”

Lies, damned lies, and nerds

For the people worried this is chuddery: the comment was regarding football stats specifically, and he appeared to be making them tongue-in-cheek. He was satirizing the Falcons head coach who was doing the “I don’t need no newfangled analytics I need THE WILL TO WIN” boomer response to why a receiver wasn’t getting targeted.

Not to mention that the places Japan was attacking were not Japanese lands. They were not repelling foreign invaders.

Kim looks like he lost some weight, good for him

Unless it's Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don't like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame.

Could be worse, could be miracle whip

Shakhouska is the goddamn bomb. It’s the epitome of dish that’s super easy to put together but tastes great and makes you look like a way better chef than you actually are.

Also, don’t know if this fits in the acidic salty sour paradigm but a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel or roll is S+ tier.