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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God created hell so we can one day drag his psychotic ass there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

"Now jobs are supposed to be miserable, so joy is canceled"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Can he be the president instead? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Technically there are 99.9 percent of uncompressable space between every atoms and molecules, You never truly touched anything in your life and you'll never will. So no, the best you can do is air humping.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can! A neat trick you can try is counting down from 5000 to 0 while stop breathing for the moment. Hope that helps! 😊

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He is not even dead. I want refund.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Then how is them live in a swamp of left wing and radical socialism?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What level of dick sucking is this?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Or maybe trump turns into a chicken, quit election race an refuse to show up in front of the public ever again. God that would be so fucking good please let it be the case...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't be sad. I think 30 is a good age to be politically effective in the upcoming class war against the fascists and capitalists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

False equivalent

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