crystaline_porpoise
Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?
In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.
I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend's grandma with her garage sale. I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.
If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I'll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.
Every now and then I go back and rewatch Shaunvid's 3 hour video essay on this. It's really well done. Would recommend.
Also god damn, really says everything about both capitalist bloodlust and 
that the term "humane" is attached to the idea of nuking civilians. As long as it's a western country doing it, of course!
Nice emphasis on forced. If Trump went into a coma on the debate stage like Biden did and hundreds of millions of people saw it live and were like "wow what the fuck" then Fox would have had to do the same thing.
I mean its not like Biden has enjoyed perversely distorted and favorable coverage from every single liberal media outlet on every imaginable fucking issue including a motherfucking genocide for 4 years, Covid, border policy, labor law, debt forgiveness, etc and yes, his obviously melting brain which we knew about for forever and yall were all like "NUH UH, NO, NO NO SHUT UP!!!!!!"
This was always the plan, btw
thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator 
the xenomorph. every time i see her impale someone with her tiny second mouth or bleed acid im like "hahahaha slay queen! literally me!"
about 30 min ago i woke up from a dream where my civic broke down (ive been dealing with car trouble irl) and i had to drive a mega tonka truck looking thing for a night. I drive it all night and apparently offroad into a swamp; i wake up (in the dream still) on a berm in the middle of the swamp looking for a way out. i start running as fast as i can and notice the water is moving about 10 feet behind me; something is following me in the water. i keep running. i eventually make it to a concrete stairwell and go up, turn the corner, and in the stairwell a couple is driving this little smart car looking thing; the coridor is so tight I smack into the driver side window and crack it. he gets out and is angry at me, so i tell him to go down the stairs if hes so brave. he does, and i hear screams (the crocodile was walking up the stairs i guess...) then i finished the dream by balancing on some random poles and bollards and things. it was scary... but neat.