impiri

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

turning a big dial taht says 'Smugface' on it and constantly looking back at the youtube algorithm for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait, how is 4D worse than 5B

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Cold brew has ruined everything else for me. Get some roasted beans, grind about 6oz very coarsely, then put it in this OXO cold brew thingy for about 18 hours. I add equal parts concentrate and boiling water into a warming mug.

You can (and probably should) make it more concentrated so that it's less total work, but certain members of my family were not diluting it enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Is this seriously what happens? You’re telling me now for the first time

The good news is that P5’s late game was such a slog that I have no desire to go through it again with Royal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Jack

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A poster is simultaneously a girlfriend and single until it is observed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

They've redirected the page now that it's getting attention, but here's the archived version.

I'm very skeptical of their claims, but it's possible they've partnered with some small number of apps so that they can claim that this is technically working.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

More sports leagues should name themselves like this, tbh

Goalpost Football League

Rim Basketball Association

Batter’s Box Baseball

Just pick the first thing you see

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Looking through TIME covers is basically speedrunning semantic satiation

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

45 burgers 45 fries 45 tacos 45 pies 45 cokes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

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