janus2

delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water

where do you think the piss came from?

also the spirits of mines that are sometimes benevolent and sometimes malevolent
cobalt is named after them because it was a toxic ore seen as a contaminant that caused injury and death to miners

Grandmawnk say eat people meat bad. Make you get shaky like when cold, even when no cold. Then die!

I currently hate my body and don't feel comfortable dating until I like it again, as dating involves finding others who like your body (and other things about you, but still)

I'm sure there are people who would want to date me in my current body as well as my future (hopefully improved) body, but I just can't summon any confidence while I feel like this.

Obviously there's some mental health problems I need to work on too. I'm fortunate to have decent psychiatric care at this stage in my life and am slowly progressing in that area, and trying my damnedest to ramp up body improvement efforts.

I went to the gym today, at least. :)

so get this, some people walked in Asia for so long they found Not Asia and apparently I live there now

moreso this is a hypothetical alternate universe where every time a straight woman says the word "dyke" it gets bleeped, a la that South Park clip

if straight women got bleeped when they said "dyke" I'd have a way easier time dating 🫠

just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like "TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"[bleep]?"
"correct thank you ma'am have a nice day"

"dyke?"
"correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?"

How do you think they got to be archaic?

oh yeah! that's way cutesier-sounding than trap now I think about it

I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I ~~wasted~~ spent learning linux from my teens onward