janus2

amigara fault fucked me up because read it senior year of high school while dreading going to college because i knew i had to in order to fit in in society even though i didn't really want to

college was the hole and i was not made for it 💀

(i did finally graduate after 7 fucking years at least. but i do feel very mangled.)

hello fellow cloud goblin person

currently none because my insurance says i need something called a "prior authorization" which means i have to spend hours playing phone tag with my doctor first 🫠

I am hoping that amphetamine salts will help me not be bored-hungry all the time and help with motivation to get to the gym regularly. I miss being healthy :[

i have the fat kid flavor of adhd where i eat all the time for the dopamines

I thought this was going to be about how many turkeys you could cook directly using the reactor heat

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

I didn't know this was a low key meme and now I'm slightly irritated I didn't come across it sooner lmao

I mean I've been slowly working on accepting my need for medication for years but I have a dumb romantic brain that really resonates with poetically worded phrases

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the only time I've ever managed a perfect install is when I worked in a lab that had a HEPA filtered laminar airflow hood where not-already-disinfected items (like a phone) were allowed in it

If I can't make my own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine.

I... I needed to read this exact sequence of words. Genuinely thank you.

it's a surefire way to either spark a revolution or end all life on the fuckin planet

why would they care if he dies 🤦‍♀️ he just reincarnates

my mom's cats enjoy being breathed on. the stinkier the breath the better. they'll actually try to stick their head in my mom's mouth. it's gross and fascinating.