samus12345

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They're stupid enough when it comes to not voting at all. If everyone showed up and voted for who they prefer, no Republican would ever be president again (unless they pivot away from being the Fascist Party).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

Now the oldest person is Tomiko Itooka, who's currently 116 years, 90 days old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Recently in geological terms.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

"You will now ansher the charge of being a grievoushly shavage rashe. Although not as shavage as I wash with your mother lasht night. Ho ho ho ho ho!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

While Trump has acknowledged the race is closer than before Biden dropped out, his aides believe that Harris remains relatively unknown and that efforts to highlight her past statements and the positions she took in previous races will turn off swing voters after her honeymoon period ends.

Harris "relatively unknown?" Really? And it's been exactly one month since Biden stepped down. In the modern 24 hour news cycle, that's an eternity of a "honeymoon period."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Almost legitimate Scrabble except for the two "rt"s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Easy X for this one, "xenomorph."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

"Hey, you. You're finally awake! You might as well go back to sleep; absolutely nothing interesting will happen in this game."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 20 hours ago

"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"

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