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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

I cook Arch btw

ding!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

ADHD contains twelve "r's"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We had an Apple computer in the late 80s/early 90s though I couldn't tell you which one. I vaguely remember playing a game involving bear astronauts catching falling apples in baskets but have never been able to figure out what it was.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad."

-Jack Handey

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

In other words, this is not a situation where someone who's currently alive had agreed to something in a click-through many years ago and is now suing.

The wife was the doctor who died. The husband is who is suing and also who signed up for the D+ trial so yes it is but on behalf of someone who cannot sue as she is dead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah Bender, me too! I'm literally angry with rage!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Really putting a lot of faith in the worm's carpentry skills here...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn't listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn't plugged into the computer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Worked at a job that aggressively destroyed unsold product to the point that we had a form to fill out and needed a witness to sign it.

Coworker and I "witnessed" each other "pulverizing" stuffed toys by passing them along to needy children orgs and "dumpstering" other products in thrift store donation bins.

Fuck their "brand integrity" when they're throwing out perfectly good products to make room for more crap people don't need.

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