this_dude_eating_beans

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

kum & go will now be renamed to Get your dick sucked and fill up your big truck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Children of Kali when

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

just go to the gym dawg and then you can be a swole quirked up white boy and the stereotype is defeated and if anyone says anything to you just flex

embrace himbo thought

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

i'm pretty bad at motivation to change my current financial situation. You know, the whole hustle culture and everything? Get more money, better your position, etc, that kind of shit.

Like I am completely content in whatever kind of shit is thrown at me and don't feel any need to "better" it, as long I have a comfortable bed and food. I really am just a beast that wears pants.

The only thing that has made me "progress" through life is partners, and wanting better for them. So I've made career changes for their benefit but if it was just me I could really be the embodiment of that meme of a picture of a lone chair and tv/gaming console inside an empty ass apartment that says "dudes will live like this and see nothing wrong"

dudes rock

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

"communities without guardrails"

Isn't that what moderation is for?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago (15 children)

this is the most terminally online shit, dawg lol

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Pretty good litmus test tbh. Anything more than "I guess it'd be cool to see the earth from orbit but that's about it" usually turns into this weird space eugenics type shit.

Unless your answer is "it'd be cool to live in that anarchist space station/meteor wreckage thing from that one episode of cowboy bebop where they meet that chess master" then going to space is cool

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I worked at a target distribution center for one shift, which was basically just orientation and being shown around the giant warehouse. Only allowed a 30min lunchbreak during a 12hr shift and it would take at least 5-10mins to walk from your area to the break room and you'd be penalized for leaving your area to use the bathroom.

After orientation, they told us all to get to work and I excused myself and got in my car and drove home. The promise of $17hr back in '09 was a dream, but I went back to my shitty pizza job that paid $8hr because at least i could steal food and hide in the walk in.

But yeah, factory work sucks and I salute anybody that does it.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

sad that the god king Genghis Khan isn't alive today to experience the miracles of a bidet. I think he really would have enjoyed a nice, clean asshole as he was conquering and pillaging villges

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If there's no one around to observe your forced performance of the idealized version of masculinity, can you still call yourself a man?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do the resident evils after the first three count? I was pretty young when the first game for ps came out back in '96 and it scared the shit out of me. Loved everything about 2 and 3. Even loved the remake of the original for GameCube and code Veronica was...alright?

I know everyone loves 4 but my opinion at the time was that it was a good game but not a good resident evil game. That's prob my most boomer take but I grew up playing the first 3 so I wasn't a big fan of the action elements of the game.

Just finished playing the remake of 2 and, I mean it's fine I guess? I liked some things about it but they left so much out. Probably won't play the rest. Yeah, that's my old man take.

But if we're gonna stick with the main themes of the thread: Parasite Eve. The first game was a masterpiece. The second one is indeed a game.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

AOC feels like if a bunch of tiktok discourse and therapy language was a sentient person.

"It'll be easier to organize under Harris"...but like, you're not organizing now? It's basically the same administration. Big "I'll start eating healthier on this arbitrary date instead of doing it right now" kind of energy.

Organizing under trump: damn I'm being beaten up by police and arrested

Organizing under Harris: damn I'm being beaten up and arrested and liberals are telling me that now is not the time and to go about the proper channels and wait for small incremental changes

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