Man, I wish it worked

Shut the fuck up

I either die a twink, or I will dedicate my life towards mainly trying to look like him.

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Happy belated 9/11 everyone, can't wait to see Beast top this next year!

"Youngest typology group"

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/quiz/political-typology/

~~shamelessly stolen~~ sourced from this post, alt text from this post

"Strengthen trade and through trade, prove the connection between the city and the village. Through Nizhny we will strengthen the connection of the USSR with the countries of the East."

Advertisement poster for Nizhny Novgorod Fair, 1923.

Credit to Comrade Lady Izdihar

"Bingo" was originally a (probably drunken) mis-speaking of "Beano!" for a long-ago Beano winner.

Son Goku is canonically 175cm (5'9") and Taylor Swift is 178cm (5'10").

Sharing it here so this factoid doesn't remain stuck in my head and drive me mad, thanks.

This is because in Norwegian, the United Nations is known as De forente nasjoner, abbreviated as FN. So because of this, I got it into my head that the Fn key was a dedicated key for contacting the United Nations — and I wouldn't want to accidentally interrupt these world leaders in the middle of an important meeting, now would I? Like in the middle of the General Assembly Hall, these politicians would suddenly hear a child's voice over the intercom saying "Sorry I made a accident, I didn't mean to push that, just get back to what you were doing"

I suppose to me having a button for contacting the United Nations that's really easy to press by mistake, made as much sense as having an emergency number that's really easy to butt dial, or emergency pull cords in accessible restrooms that you might think were for flushing if you weren't quite paying attention. For that matter in The Replacements the Fleemco phones had a big button for contacting Fleemco, so I guess I thought it worked a bit like that.

CW: genocide

Please ignore the indigenous genocide, border concentration camps, and Palestinians I guess.

To add: as if majority of white Americans won't throw BIPOCs under the bus when the time comes.

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