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The wife probably found some paper in Scotland to write the sign
I know, what a silly reply that was! Like he would bring a sheaf of paper 8000 miles or whatever in case his wife wanted to write a sign!
Is that guy so fucking argumentative cos he's from Boston? ๐
An entire sheaf? How many signs do you think she wrote?
Maybe 500. Or is there an imperial version for US size paper? 368.5?
There's no imperial anything for the US, since they use US customary units. But it's probably a bushel.
Well don't hide your light under 365 sheets of paper then I dunno
If you actually are curious, they come in packs of 500 and we call that a reem of paper. They also come in boxes of 10 reems, and sometimes you can find a half a reem at the local shop but it's probably the same price as a reem.
No, we call it a "ream."
Sorry about your funny bone
Everyone knows bushels are for fruit!