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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hear they're much tastier than what you buy in the store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that applies to pretty much every vegetable out there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Supposed to be even more, particularly because you can pick at peak ripeness. Store ones they pick far beyond ripe so they transport and handle better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yes, and the same goes for pretty much every other vegetable (and fruit, for that matter) out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You can harvest potatoes at peak ripeness. They don't bruise like tomatoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It depends on the cultivar, but usually yes!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Guy next door grows potatoes in a dozen old bathtubs. He is really old and hasn't bought any supermarket-potatoes in centuries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Basil is also easy, lots of water, lots of sunshine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eggs.

Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Depends on how many chickens can fit on the eggplant. I think 1 is the max.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can feed your dog tomatoes, and you don't even have to bother with seeding!

Or fertilizer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You don't need a dog for this, you can do it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cries in having no sunlight in the apartment. Mine didn't survive the dark apartment life, so can't confirm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Same, friend. :(

My aloe vera plant is doing ok tho