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[–] [email protected] 232 points 1 month ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It looks like somewhere along the way it caught the scent of a black hole.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When people think your pretty ant eater is a dog...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Mr. Snuffleupapup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It honestly looks like it came from the muppets, so I don't blame them

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you cross that with a pug, do you get a normal dog?

[–] EchoCranium 21 points 1 month ago

Maybe something that looks like a shaggy aardvark with a curly tail.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Joe deez nuts lmao gottem

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

My sister once said they look like the ghost of another dog that died

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented."

"Seek the old blood."

"Let us pray, let us wish... to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion... and feast upon the old blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears."

"Seek the old blood."

"But beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths."

"Remain wary of the frailty of men..."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I came here for this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Let me do it for youuuuu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Look at this dood

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago