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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents

What's this about? I'm trying to think of why it would ever be necessary to show an ID at McDonald's... so we might have a real super sleuth of an employee on our hands here! Were they really out there eyeing every table just in case a patron decided to lay out their fake IDs and forged documents like they were about to start vlogging? What foresight and dedication! It would be such a tragedy for the bravest and goodest hero who saved the day not to get their due reward, instead to fade away into history like they were never there in the first place...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Same comment from me:

The search then grew over the weekend ,as the FBI backed the NYPD in the investigation, adding an additional $50,000 to the pot, and hundreds of tips poured in.

The McDonald's worker said they saw Mangione around 9.15am 'acting suspiciously' in the restaurant, adding that he appeared to have fraudulent documents.

Mangione was then arrested with five charges at the scene, as officers found he was in possession of fake IDs, a 'ghost' gun, silencer, clothes, and a mask matching the one that the suspected shooter was captured wearing.

I'm so tinfoil hat about it. Out of the hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands of tips this one worked? A Greyhound from New York to California is 3 days straight? 4 or 5 with rest? So in essence the man could have been anywhere in the continental US - hell, anywhere on the globe and especially those parts where it's hard to come into contact with a police department that gives a fuck. But in that McDonald's in particular a man was acting strange? And wasn't just told to fuck off? And the employee wasn't just like "get the fuck out of my store" they were like "that guy looks just like that guy with the smile!" Why the fuck would he splay out his fake IDs and tell people about it? How suspicious are you acting in McDonald's that they would search your car? What's that? You had the same clothes, mask, and gun on your person? That's even weirder!! No car? Throw your shit away!! As a matter of fact, go through the drive through and eat in the parking lot. It seems like a generational throw coupled with generational luck.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

There's so much about this that's weird. Why did he still have all his shit on him? Why was he still so close? Hell, why was he just chilling at the McDonald's? Take that shit to go & eat somewhere else! .

I'm split on whether this is a patsy or parallel construction. I think it's more likely this is the guy & they just used some means they'd rather not share to find him, though I haven't ruled out him just being a patsy (his comments about the money not being his). If he dies mysteriously in jail I'll probably swing back to him being a patsy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Also this guy was living in Hawaii previously. That's a pretty fucking ideal place to lay low.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

this whole thing is off, like @[email protected] said this reeks of parallel construction

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Luigi loses by not doing absolutely nothing.gif

But yeah, nothing about the official story makes any sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Mangione was then arrested with five charges at the scene, as officers found he was in possession of ...clothes...

Damn, they really will just nail you for anything these days...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mcdonald's workers out here authenticating motherfuckin' documents and still not getting a living wage

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Be me

McDonald's Cashier

Got Paper's Please during the Steam Summer Sale(Tm)

Finally got to play it

Showupforwork.jpg.exe

Feeling funny at work

"Can I see your papers please?"

Guy looks surprised but obliges

WTF it worked???

Look at the ID

It says he's 76 years old

Look at the name

Kill D. CEO

Picture is the kid from Superbad

Make a copy of it in the copy machine right by the fryer

"Thank you sir, your food will be right out"

Try to alert the police

They show up before my 911 call connects

Guys I think I just made $60,000!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

New site tagline dropped

hero-of-socialist-labor