dunk tank because we're dunking on this lady's baby daddy
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I keep hearing about dudes just casually watching porn in non-masturbatory contexts the way I scroll through funny animal videos on Youtube and I just don't get it
I've done the same thing!
i look at porn and may even edge a bit but not orgasm so as to increase libido for actual sex with my partner later. that said erotica and artwork would work great too, im sure
I know a guy who literally doesn't masturbate because it "ruins sex" but also is way into porn and watches it frequently. I don't get it either. I utilize porn as a tool but I can't imagine just watching it for watching's sake.
I knew someone very similar to that back in college. He claimed that the porn "motivated him" and not masturbating let him "channel his energy."
Ultimately he was just an aggressive misogynistic asshole who eventually found
Lmao this guy is into Rogan, Peterson, and Shabibo (insists he doesnt agree with them about trans people tho! But only because we have a mutual trans friend).
he watches it for the articles
you don't watch porn for the plot ? you might learn a thing or two about mise en scène
Only guy I know that does this is also friends with porn directors and does communal porn watch parties (and other sex party stuff). So probably not the average example.
But I can think of few things less arousing than watching porn in a group.
Edit: I tell a lie, I also had a colleague of mine show a titty model gif and saying 'look at this cool thing'. He is also 20 years my senior. Just kind of confused by that more than anything, how the fuck are you supposed to react?
Imagining a bunch of hipster auteur types sipping wine and rubbing their chins, furiously writing in their little notebooks, while some Brazzers is playing in front of them all like: "ah yes the artistic choice of spreading the cumshot all across her back with a vibrator is a real insight into the perils of digital nomadism in the age of late capitalism"
"Impressive, very nice, now lets see Paul Allen's titty model gif"
The vibrator is fucking blue
I knew a guy who would just watch porn in the breakroom at our warehouse job. An otherwise nice enough guy but it was very weird
we didn't have an HR we had a Polish woman that yelled at people she thought were working slowly
I quit that job ages ago but she would not have given a fuck. Also there was a strong no telling management about stuff culture at the place
He would just scroll through instagram and followed a number of pornstars. he wasn't wanking or anything
I kind of knew him because an English warehouse is in my experience quite a segregated environment where you have the Indians, the Slavs and the English. Primarily segregated by the language barrier
as a side note it is genuinely shocking how often the Indians I've known working in warehouses have MBAs
Run long enough on the hedonic treadmill and that can be like background noise. Bad place to be, especially if someone wants to actually be interested and intimate with an actual romantic partner later.