this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Hmm, must have been the wind
a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...
Huh, must have been nothing
goes back to patrol, stepping over dead guard without batting an eye
This reminded me of Metal Gear Solid. Except for the climax part 😂
Those guards sure had weak knees after those choke holds. Just sayin'