this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm, must have been the wind

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...

Huh, must have been nothing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

goes back to patrol, stepping over dead guard without batting an eye

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminded me of Metal Gear Solid. Except for the climax part 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those guards sure had weak knees after those choke holds. Just sayin'

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a knee and blew my stealth check.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the old person grunt when you stand up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Hrngh, colonel, im trying to sneak around, but im dummy old, and the crack from my kneecaps keeps alerting the guards

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

the was a great character in the novel gornenghast that had incredibly crack-y knees. He wanted to sneak up on and kill a guy, so he winds up wrapping his knees in pillows. so.. you've got options is all I'm saying

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sounds like MGS4

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just here to appreciate seeing 13th Doctor love out in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just started with her a couple days ago. I like her. Hated Kerblam though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Her run has its rough spots story-wise, but I think she does great throughout.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I like how in Counter Strike, t bagging goes slower every time you do it, as if your agent's knees are getting tired

But just once I want a game where if you do it too much your guy just falls over and goes OOOF MY KNEES