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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...

Huh, must have been nothing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

goes back to patrol, stepping over dead guard without batting an eye

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminded me of Metal Gear Solid. Except for the climax part 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Those guards sure had weak knees after those choke holds. Just sayin'