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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Hahaha this is the brain wormed moron who said there was nothing to stop him and his buddies from showing up to a peninsula, enslaving the locals, gaining a demographic majority, and "establishing an aristocratic regime".

The peninsula in question? Kamchatka.

Yeah bro, the Russians are famously chill about people coming to annex their land. Nothing the Russian Federation and their hundreds of thousands of tanks and artillery pieces could do about some idiot trad bros showing up in a boat.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Kamchatka

Famous for absolutely zero Russian naval presence

[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Who would win, a flotilla of chuds on fishing boats with AR-15s, or the entire Russian Pacific Fleet?

Hell, one small patrol boat with a stabilized autocannon mount could probably hold off an almost infinite amount of boats with small arms.

Edit: Lmao I just looked it up and even small Russian corvettes mount a rotary AK-630 that spits out at least 4000 30mm rounds a minute. Here's a 30mm round side by side with a NATO 5.56

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

About 300,000 people live there, so they wouldn't even need the Russian military to keep these losers out. ”Entirely empty”, lol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He probably thinks they're all inferior peasants who would be easy to subdue for ultra masculine trad men like him.

Personally, I would think twice before challenging people who eke out a living on one of the most inhospitable places on earth on their home turf, but I'm just not trad enough.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was: "yeah sure Cabana Boy with a palm in nickname would enjoy the freezing climate of Kamchatka", and then he just say global warming 5-10 degrees as if that was just air conditioning turning on. Holy crap what a disgusting moron.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Kamchatka is actually relatively warm, it's climate is roughly comparable to Scandinavia.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It's easy! All you have to do is to show up with your buddies and subdue the local (nuclear-armed) population. And there's even a defensive land bridge! Surely, the Asiatic brainpan cannot conceive of the concept of boats and planes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

that shouldnt be hard, since ukraine will be in yekaterinburg by christmas, and putin will have a lot more to worry about than some peninsula in the far east.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Good luck defending your land bridge with your Tacticool AR-15s after the Russian military breaks out the drones, planes, artillery, and tanks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm sure that land bridges will come in handy when a Su 25 drops an explosive package on your head.

This people are so sheltered they truly believe only white people can prosecute air campaigns, reminds of the Ukrainian foreign legion who got their shit pushed in by an air raid

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Fondly remembering the former US special forces guy who went to fight in Ukraine and was interviewed about how scary it is when the other side has artillery and helicopters.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This man clearly has played to many Paradox games while on stimulants

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Bro I've done this in HOI so many times. As soon as you march one troop into a Russian capital, they just collapse and surrender."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

"What about Stalingrad?"

"rage-cry "

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"me and my buddies will just walk in and take it" lmfao some CoD fanboy just got Civ 6 huh

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

"We will rule as aristocrats" does sound like the epitaph on the tombstone of some clueless chud who got merked in the woods by a Siberian hunter.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

lmao, 5-10C of warming is extinction of most species on Earth, including humans