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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I wouldn't know. Because I am old and I feel it right now.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (6 children)

A time-proven antidote to aging is incorporating more youthful slang into your vocabulary. And before you clapback at me, I've been trying it myself and it's pretty bussin' bruh. I'm dripping all over the place now!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I have, on occasion, stuck out my gyat for the daddyo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You've just ruined the Irish classic "whiskey in the jar" for me, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well, that's stuck in my head now. Time to go find the Metallica cover, if they haven't scrubbed it from the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Untubular dude. Untubular.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I'm an older guy - over 60 - and I absolutely love using slang that was popular before I was born. At work, I liberally say things like "swell," "keen," and "golly." I've been doing it for years; when I started, everyone knew what I was doing (most laughed), but now there are a lot of folks who are young enough that they just assume it's slang I grew up with, which makes me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And just to clarify, it is my understanding that "pretty bussin' bruh" is quite different than "pretty bussy, bruh". Correct?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No. They're the same. I think the second one has become more popular. You should probably just use that. No cap.

(cap)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

On God that bruh's bussy's straight bussin' fr fr.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I believe you could buss' in a bussy if you were so inclined

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Look at this fuckin drip god over here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drip god sounds like a brand of a mop or household cleaning supplies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Man if I had more fucking ambition or energy, you're absolutely right and I could be so rich right now but again, I'm lazy and full of depression... but if somebody runs with this idea, can I be on the team? I need a win in my life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Ew, don't drip on me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Was watching Point Break again the other day and the desire to speak like a 90s surfer dude is kinda overwhelming, compadre.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your slang is bussing, fellow skibidi!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What is HMU? The only thing that sounds right if I rack my brain, is "holler me up", but idk I'm mentally old and can't keep up with "hip" culture.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"holler me up"

Almost got it! HMU stands for “hit me up”, as in contact me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, holler also means contact me so it could be that, it would just sound a little silly. Not like holla at ya boi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Absolutely, I’m just relaying what I’ve heard in case the commenter wants to talk with some youths in their vernacular. I don’t want them to be all “holler me up my fellow kids!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What a violent generation, jk jk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Hit me up. Ie. contact me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I think it's warning us about snakes that can kill? I don't know...