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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this supposed to make me like him less? This is the most relatable he’s ever been, this shit puts me to sleep too

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

All the TVs at my gym are broadcasting jury selection footage like it's fuckin draft season

Juror #5 is an married man who runs an IT business for companies that make shoes

It's so boring

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah he’s falling asleep during jury selection, no shit, any normal person would do the same

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why do defendants even need to be there for jury selection? Isn’t it just lawyers fighting each other over who gets to see the case?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mostly just to make sure the lawyers don’t completely fuck up and so the defendant can go “Wait I know that guy don’t let him on the jury”

Not really needed here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You have TVs at your gym? Mine only has a random selection of music in the background.

I don't know if having TVs playing Trump's trial at the gym is better than a non-zero chance of hearing Saliva's Click Click Boom, which no kidding happened a few months ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah

Mine also plays music too

It's hell for my sensory issues, so I usually just listen to my own music with the noise canceling on my buds tuned very high

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You have a gym? We had to go work out in rolled up newspaper in middle of road! And when we got back, dad would cut us in half with a bread knife and dance about on our graves!

https://youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k?si=-FTJVc31Lawen9it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Also they're actively doxxing jurors while writing breathless op Ed's about how completely unacceptable it is that Trump is trying to dox jurors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I would ask for a dismissal and point to the journalists sitting in the back tweeting away as the reason