Is this supposed to make me like him less? This is the most relatable he’s ever been, this shit puts me to sleep too
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All the TVs at my gym are broadcasting jury selection footage like it's fuckin draft season
Juror #5 is an married man who runs an IT business for companies that make shoes
It's so boring
Oh yeah he’s falling asleep during jury selection, no shit, any normal person would do the same
Why do defendants even need to be there for jury selection? Isn’t it just lawyers fighting each other over who gets to see the case?
Mostly just to make sure the lawyers don’t completely fuck up and so the defendant can go “Wait I know that guy don’t let him on the jury”
Not really needed here
You have TVs at your gym? Mine only has a random selection of music in the background.
I don't know if having TVs playing Trump's trial at the gym is better than a non-zero chance of hearing Saliva's Click Click Boom, which no kidding happened a few months ago
Yeah
Mine also plays music too
It's hell for my sensory issues, so I usually just listen to my own music with the noise canceling on my buds tuned very high
You have a gym? We had to go work out in rolled up newspaper in middle of road! And when we got back, dad would cut us in half with a bread knife and dance about on our graves!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Also they're actively doxxing jurors while writing breathless op Ed's about how completely unacceptable it is that Trump is trying to dox jurors.
I would ask for a dismissal and point to the journalists sitting in the back tweeting away as the reason
THEY INDICTED ME FOR A NAP
Presidential Apnea
CPAP in Chief
Getting that Gen ZZZZzzzzzz vote
To be honest, if I'm not on the stand... why do I need to stay awake? That's what I'm paying the lawyers for... 
Man I'd be sleeping too. What's the point of staying awake, what's even the point of being there, it's all going to be up to your lawyers unless you've got a legal degree
I've never been in court
I assume every cable channel is doing breathless coverage of this trial shit while ignoring the blood-soaked genocide in Gaza
Hours ago an MSNBC anchor said something I can't get out of my head: "Israel's lowkey military strike".
quirked up white zionist with a little bit of explosives busts it down drone style.. is he goated with the sauce?
Elderly man falls asleep during the day. I think this is probably true for close to 100 percent of the geriatric rulling class
Someone get Trump a Game Boy.
incredibly relatable. when i was in elementary school we had a field trip to some court session and i fell asleep too. shit is boring as fuck, no wonder lawyers are all on coke.
It's wild that they let journalists cover voir dire.
Yeah I feel like they really shouldn’t
NY Times running breathless coverage of Trump dozing off in court while never mentioning Biden doing the same at diplomatic meetings
POV: the worst person you know did something kinda cool.
more evidence of Despicable Don's RUZZIAN collaboration! just look at those Zs rising over his head as he goes honk snoo snoo snoo 
Sleeper Agent 
It's actually trump's lifelike body double animatronic. Wake up sheeple!
Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home, a little place of their own. The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings
And they can appear to themselves every day On closed circuit TV. To make sure they’re still real It’s the only connection they feel!
I always used to fall asleep in church so I'd probably do the same
I fall asleep in any location where I’m forced to sit still and can’t do anything else
Of all the things to dunk on him for, why this obviously cool thing that when it happens to their guy, it's impossible to play it off as cool?
he's just like me frfr
We should start calling him Sleepy Don since he always calls Biden Sleepy Joe. Who's sleepy now!? This is how the Dems win in 2024, narwhal bacon.
A lot of us would fold in this situation (including me)