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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I guess Cupcakke levels of explicit songs are cyclical throughout time.

It's kind of reassuring and interesting that the past was the same. It's like ancient roman graffiti saying stuff like "tiberius has a big penis". People have always been like this.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

truly the universal language is fart and dick jokes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Still can't get over Roman cope... Like sorry your pp smol keep, telling me how much of a buffoon I am with my massive schlong please. Maybe I'll let you watch if you're lucky, give a demonstration if you so desire.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

we need to know more about tony's hot nuts (a phrase rarely, if ever, uttered)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

He wears polyester briefs. They don't ventilate well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Things Are Soft for Grandma

volcel-judge WE APPROVE.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Things are soft for grandma

A real peterson-sus classic

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

... I wanted to agree with you DayOfDoom... but them I clicked on the image and read the song titles and now I'm deeply curious...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"she sits among the cabbages and peas" what the hell does that even mean

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

It refers to the rubbing action you use to get peas out of a pod.

she jackin off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Genital area that smells/tastes like legumes and brassicas, probably

On that note, what if a lady had cabbage leaves as a top undergarment? A brassica brassiere?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I for one am glad to see Saul T. Peter finally getting the recognition he deserves as an artist.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Retvrn to tradition.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else think these songs sound fucken terrible lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Bargain bin Tom Lehrer ass showtunes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Saul T. Peter

hehe

I'm gonna guess this was a case of a guy with no talent using a gimmick to sell his lame even for the time records.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I found one of these once in my parents' basement. Very funny for a youngster.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

unironically would buy a vinyl player to get an excuse to buy this and never playing it ever if i had unlimited money or something

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One the one hand that seems really irritating, but on the other I really need to know what's going on in "Don't give me no goose for Christmas Santa"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I suspect it's warding away sexual harrassment unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

alternate joke: lana's new tracklist just leaked

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

you've got no choice, better get some bell bottoms, grow out sideburns and a mustache, and build a conversation pit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Things Are Soft For Grandma

jordan-eboy-peterson

For real what does that MEAN

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

also I would absolutely buy this as someone who has a bunch of Rudy Ray Moore records. This Ain't No White Christmas has been played every Christmas for years.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Didn't Noah Kahan cover a few of these for TikTok?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Why would u turn up ur nose at the kindness of the universe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I've never found a more sensual singer. Highly recommend Rene Marie's entire discography.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Her face looks really uncanny. This must be from before they figured out how to make makeup/airbrushing look natural.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Im sorry but the algorithm has determined that is what you want, now go listen to Tony's got hot nuts and you will enjoy it!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

the cover has a topless/ naked woman holding a cat, I know these are problematic and they're shit, but they're such a little time capsule, I find this kinda stuff pretty hilarious if i'm completely honest

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is like that I Think You should Leave Sketch

https://youtu.be/CW11AbzgLPU

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