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Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around, but I'm not a scared little piss baby

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (3 children)

malcolm-checks Me watching my driveway with a loaded AR-15 for when a grubhub driver picks the wrong house I can open fire and be a real MAN

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

[etches another tally in the wall for the seventh delivery driver killed this week]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

You gotta show your true masculine dominance BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY it seems...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think that's an M2 Carbine :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn liberals don't know they guns they assault bayonet rifles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The assault clipazine is very obvious! Damn libs...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

They wan' take ma gosh darn 6000 rounds per minute vibrating buhtplag, they be thinking is a damn minigun

[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sadness me when someone uses my driveway to turn around (i am very lonely and wanted human interaction)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

One time a van full of some ladies pulled up my upper driveway which is never used and at the time was grown over with weeds and had a lot of snow on it and came to my front door and they were looking for the people next door. I was normal about it and didn't shoot them because I don't have cordite and hamburger for brains.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Imagine having a driveway

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

...did another crazed gammon suburbanite shoot down a random driver?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

looking out to the street, peering through nearly closed blinds. watching my neighbor mowing his front lawn side to side. shaking my head, raising the mug to my frowned lips.

this city.
these people.
they are shrouded in darkness.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

You have a driveway?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Our driveway hammer-sickle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

is this in reference to anything in particular?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Pissbabies can’t even handle people ringing their doorbell

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

look at this guy with a driveway