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[-] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

I think it's probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can't seem to keep his hand off

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I've never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

If it's one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you'll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they're already pretty ok with that.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Should I ignore the groping too?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Good Christian Wives don't mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I'll ignore the temple, but I won't ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Future lookin pretty bright.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

It's all those heavenly orbs.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

The future is Anor Londo, apparently

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

What are all the balls in the sky?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Mormon reward planets, I assume.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

For those unaware, this is not a joke

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Damn! Boy already got some.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Back problems

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Least depraved mormon

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