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What's a great conspiracy theory about why the bridge collapsed in Baltimore? Share one or make one up.
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An Italian-American bridge thought it could fight an Irish-American ship. It's just normal Boston stuff.
Excellent point.
There was no boat, sometimes bridges just do that.
BECAUSETHEYARETOOWOKE!
The Houthis had commandeered the boat.
Ansarallah have really ramped up their capabilities
Buttigieg did it to up his profile. He'll be at the wreckage site in a hardhat with look of revolve and he'll opine "Well, let me say this. It's not a sizzling, glamorous issue, but the shape of our infrastructure is the issue that affects every other issue."
If we can light up a bridge, we can
There was never a bridge there to begin with. Baltimore is just making all this up to get attention.
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I saw this at a comment at a different site...
North Korean hackers, with the aid of the DNC, made the ship lose power because Agenda 21 Year Zero NWO the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.
Somehow Mexicans did it by existing in large quantities in Baltimore.
Uh, most Hispanic people in Baltimore are Salvadorian.
It doesn't matter what part of mexico they came from! /s
There is a joke on Maryland, "every Mexican restaurant here mysteriously has pupusa on the menu, and a El Salvador flag in the kitchen 🇸🇻"
That's what they want you to believe
russians gave the ~~bridge~~ ship havana syndrome
Holy shit. Haha.
I'm pretty sure every weapon is "directed energy"
The ghost of Frank Sobotka tore down the bridge he was murdered under.
The Ghost of Frank Sobotka should be a song or even better - a miniseries.
Footage was doctored, the boat never existed. The bridge just did that on its own, because of Woke.
because of Woke
That's the perfect three word explanation for anything right-wingers don't like or that is a bad situation.
Still a timeless conspiracy theory that has not been debunked
boat fuel doesn't melt steel beams
It was an inside job at the behest of Biden and Big Rail. They're trying to replace all road bridges with rail bridges at all costs
Mothman moved to Baltimore
Considering the high number of West Virginians who moved here after the coal mines shut down, yeah that checks out.
Mothman got a rowhome in Hampden Hon.
anti-bridge protest by pro-ferry forces
The orca attacks are back
The person riding a bicycle to power the ship got eepy and that's why the power went out
RUSSIA! 
Gladio Terror Organization testing out direct infrastructure attack tactics because destroying Baltimore infrastructure likely to be statistically invisible to forensic analysis.
kinda like you try out a new weapon or explosive on an old abandoned car in the woods.
This was a Turkish attack meant to weaken the Baltimore Greek community!
George bush did it for the insurance money
Maryland isn't racist enough, and that made God sad so therefore bad things happened.
Conspiracy to advance US interests: It was a cyber attack by state actors that led to the ship malfunction.
Conspiracy to blame Captain of the Port as a scapegoat so US won't admit fault: Captain of the Port didn't mandate use of harbor tugs for moving past the bridge (it should be a regulation, that its not is ridiculous).
Conspiracy theory to advance private economic interests: Like 9-11, it's better to take out skyscrapers and critical infrastructure using accidents so the public bears the costs rather than the owners.
due to neglect, a light breeze could have done that. instead, it was done by a WOKE cargo ship flying a SINGAPOREAN flag. and as we all know from our favorite senator Tom Cotton, that's just a different kind of chinese. joe brandon is doing a CHINESE CCP false flag operation!
The power outage on the ship was caused by Stuxnet remnants
It's those dang communists! 
The bridge actually collapsed on the ship. The road crew brought down the bridge to stop the cargo from reaching its destination and delivering... idk something.
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