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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OP uses mittens. Knitted mittens.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They’re easier to suck clean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I've done lots of construction and many years ago I started wearing rubber gloves every time I do dishes. I used to not wear gloves but there's nothing like losing big chunks of your callouses from dish pan hands.

And if you play guitar and want to maintain callouses on your fingertips, you have to wear gloves all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

I worked as a dishwasher when I was in high school and you get over this real quick.

Because at least you're not cleaning up shit after someone destroyed the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
  • laughs in european sinks *
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

That's a Chad move right there

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've lived in Europe my whole life and only ever seen that system in the bathroom. But I also have a rather nice dishwasher because life is too short to spend it standing over the sink like a fucking chump.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I love washing dishes. I watch YouTube or listen to a podcast, and it's better than fishing for me. Especially after a party of some sort, when there's shitload of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wanna be my roommate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I used to hate doing dishes but then I discovered the podcast+dishes combo and it's like magic because somehow I can be entertained and productive at the same time!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Euro sink

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

European sinks are typically much larger than American or Canadian sinks, so it's likely that the person climbed inside of their sink and was laughing while inside of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

My kitchen sink is massive as are my friend's. Where do you think we wash our SUVs?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

just wash your hands afterwards, what's the issue?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a problem putting your hand into a toilet bowl filled with shit and piss? If so, what's the issue? Just wash your hand afterwards.

The issue isn't that your hand will be forever tainted. Disgusting things are disgusting, even if they don't have a lasting impact.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The texture of that top layer film

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

This is some grade a baby ass shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

If you rinse your plates as soon as you finish eating then you need not worry about such things. Filth begets more filth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seeing these posts make me glad I worked in food service to power through my autism.

Like someone else said, washing a buffet for 100 will get you through that shit quick. Same with food pickieness. Making assembly line style food and seeing how much really goes on from start to finish was an eye opener.

Fucking hated it but was worth it for perspective.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

TIL that one can "power through autism".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I just wash under running water. I know, it's wasting water, but i have a dishwasher now, so i rarely have to do it manually.

My partner often uses a bowl for dishwashing, you can just tip the water out without inserting your hand.

If you have a plug it may be a good idea to use one with a chain.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I always have tongs next to the sink because of this. Nasty bones in the garbage disposal? Tongs. Clogged drain. Tongs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the things you put on your feet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are called thongs in some countries, but not tongs afaik. Also the US doesn't call them thongs, so this is for those people confused by this. Tongs are those things that are kind of like chop sticks but joined at the end so they can grab stuff - usually from hot places like a grill or stove.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry, I'm not a native speaker so I had no idea what those grabber things were called, thanks for explaining!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Is this like the poop knife I keep hearing about?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

that’s so clever i can’t believe i didn’t think of this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just don't confuse them for ones you use to cook lol

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Laughs in Dishwasher

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then you have to wash it! Help I'm stuck in recursion!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Forgot to turn off trash disposal

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I used to get "reusable gloves" but they wear out too easily so then I bought some industrial use silicone dipped gloves for handling lye but instead I use them exclusively for dishes and cleaning now. I have a second pair for handling lye and other caustic chemicals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is why it's good to have some kitchen/dish gloves. And if you can get them with extra long sleeves, the better. It's actually worse if the nasty water gets inside them 🤢

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Skin is natures gloves

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