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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Look I just found some instructions on github and been copypasting shit and seeing what works.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dynamically assigned on boot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

So you used the DGCP?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are cissies "work/government issue" or "copied a friend's"?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think that would be factory default.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Nah malware

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Honestly "copied a friend's" is more accurate to how genders are socialized

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

No user serviceable parts

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Bloat ware for me as well. But like the kind of uninstallable bloatware that's always there but you never use it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

I used to think it was factory default, but I've been wondering if it is perhaps actually malware.

To be continued!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

DIY contraption assembled in garage

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

copied a legal binary and patched it to bypass DRM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

My ancestors were peasants for as many generations as anyone can even guess, so it probably grown in soil or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I just kept Googling more and more obscure questions about Microsoft Excel, and copy-pasting code snippets from Quora posts, and here we are.

emilie-shrug

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I tried to download/pirate a bear. Next thing I know there's something about wrong boot partition and recovery mode shenanigans. I get tired and go to bed, fire up the gender machine the next morning to see if I can fix it, sip some coffee, little WD-40 on some squeaky parts, normal gender stuff. Suddenly, gay.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Every time I run ps with the G option (gender) to see which one is running on my system this happens:

Bad system call (core dumped)

What does this mean?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Found it on a random disk" surely covers stealing a random unplugged and unlabelled usb stick at the library

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I would certainly say so

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Malware that I hacked/repurposed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Got it with a Fallout: New Vegas mod pack

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Data corruption, so I'm writing my own

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I got data corruption.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Government issued

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Definitely pirated it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I pirated mine even though I already owned a copy because I wanted the DRM free version

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Factory default, yes I am boring deeper-sadness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Disabled or deleted original because I mistakenly thought it was bloat/malware, so copied off of friends for a while. But that hasn't worked out well, so either need to write my own to try to figure out out to restore the original, whatever that might have been.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well I've got like 10 I stole from the bins behind the local supermarket, a couple were gifted by people I know, and there's 1 I found on the pavement while on the way to work and was like "wow cool gender, mine now"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I got my gender in the 90s when they were sending out millions of CDs of that shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Please report to the Sexual Reassignment facility to receive your government-issued gender.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

factory default like a Commodore 64 but also like a Commodore 64 I have to load it from a cassette tape any time I want to use it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Mine was never installed and I never figured out how to get it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

found it on a usb in a parking lot outside a government building putin-wink

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Uninstalled bloat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I lost mine because of a ransomware

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

School-issued

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Data corruption, my gender is glitch art

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

downloaded a car, found it in the glove compartment