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[–] [email protected] 119 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope everyone starts associating communism with environmentalism. You can't dirty the first by using the second, it's literally a life and death issue, all you can do is making both more appealing

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Capitalism is the system that determines an oil company's worth by counting every drop of oil still in the ground as being sold and burned some day. There is literally no way to save ourselves if that system follows its course. It must be abolished at any cost.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

The Carbon Liberation Front must be opposed until it is completely destroyed and incapable of liberating more carbon from the earth.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're just using the fact that it's necessary for survival to push communism!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

push communism!

xi-button

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Musk is correct.

COMMUNISM = ELECTRIFICATION + SOVIET POWER

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago

Unfathomably rare Elon W

Shouldn't be in the dunk tank, he's doing the propaganda for us with this

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love the transformation from playing to the libs (buy my futuristic electric cars and save the planet) to playing to the chuds (climate change doesn’t real)

Masterful gambit!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Honesty he's the one person too incompetent to cash in on the "former leftist" grift

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

melon-musk

'watermelon' used to be a slang term used to describe 'greens' that were really 'red' inside

free-palestine palestine-heart pflp-octoplushie

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I remember this when I first started learning about politics, it was actually kinda dope lol. Actually made me wanna learn more about communism instead of being a spooky word

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I am green and red on the outside, what do I call myself? A strawberry? A partially ripe tomato?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A mango? They often kinda cover the spectrum from red to green.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

red-green on the outside, but completely yellow on the inside sounds kinda socdem-y

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Perfect, I love mango, and they have a thick skin that can make your mouth itchy if you eat it which I relate to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

A superball

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago

It's true, all of itnicholson-yes

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Why are white South Africans so whiney when they have total economic control over the country they reside in? They insist that they’re being oppressed so hard I’m starting to think that they were disappointed when their fears of a post-apartheid mayo genocide didn’t come true.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Because white fascists really do think they’re benevolent saviors and get angry when no one sees them that way.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

The British and the Boers didn't shoot every single one of each other to death. If they had just white on white violenced themselves to a mutual destruction a lot of angst could have been spared.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

..and? Like you wouldn't be able to stop climate change without it lmao

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Guilty as charged

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Wait, if he thinks climate change is bullshit why'd he buy an EV company and a try to go to Mars?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

She just like me fr fr

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Am I suppose to know who that woman is?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

don't think so

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

David Beckham meme

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone done a decent comparison between USA and USSR during height of Cold War for carbon footprint per capita? Would be interesting to see what the differences were. That said might still be flawed, since USSR had to behave in certain ways as a response to USA capitalism, so hard to say if it would reflect communism carbon footprint not distorted by strong external pressure.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The comparison of China to the US per capita emissions is a pretty clear example too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Forgot to add, this comparison is even more skewed in chinas favor as a lot of that emitting is on behalf of industries supplying American/western product needs, so a sort of outsourced carbon footprint in a way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah I buy that—they have, or at least had, an immense about of population as rural peasants. Also their individual modes of co sumptuous are way less than an avg American. I think this comparison works fine, but the US/USSR one would be enjoyable because they were both so neck and neck and directly competing. China is too, but it’s more of an underdog coming for the aging alpha’s neck kinda deal, whereas USA and USSR have this 40-50 year race. Anyhow, I think it would mostly be safe to assume that generally carbon footprint would be lower under communism. After all, they didn’t have 50+ brands of sugar cereal staring them down when they went to the market.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

it doesnt matter the ussr fell in the 90s thats more than 35 years ago climate science wasnt as robust or wide spread as today also carbon footprint can be heavily mitigated with just nuclear for example france i love the ussr but surely we have more modern examples in china and france ?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who's the girl? fairly certain it's not the spice girl from the original.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Ya, I thought it would have been Greta T, but it's not her either. Not sure who she is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

So...is Musk a secret commie with his electric battery yadda yadda? He does get a lot of government funding...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'm guessing he's going all in with climate denial, despite using that rationale to sell electric cars.