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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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you're a tuxedo cat

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my favourite weather is when its about to rain, something about it is energizing

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you a tiger

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I do not get enough headpats

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you're a tabby cat from the street

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you're a calico

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Thank frick, I'm allergic to cats

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Yeah I'm AGP - Assigned Garfield Poster

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hsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Street cat that fights my cats

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you're an orange and white cat

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It's raining hard as hell outside, hell yeah

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You're lesbian (into witches), so a black cat

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So true!

The girl typing this: biblically-accurate-kitty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ok so suppose there is a large pig, and for the sake of argument, let's say there is a poop on the pig's testicles

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okay you're just a cat

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kitty-cri i'm trying to grow it out, okay?

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you're a catgirl

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You're one of those cats that look like a caracal

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Stop lacking and start posting

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