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I'd do it for $5 if I could wash my hands immediately after. Otherwise I'd charge a lot more, depending on circumstances.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

You're getting paid for this? Dang, ive been a chump

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Depends. Who is the poop from?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I've done it for as low as $7.25 an hour.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

depends on the texture of the poop. normal with handwashing i'd say $50 but i'd need at least $1000 to touch diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This freak does it for free.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Minimum wage is the correct answer to this one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I have a dog, so I guess I pay to touch poop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

you've never changed a diaper?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have two children. I’ve literally grabbed poops they made on the bathtub and moved it to the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

We've all done the scoop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Minimum wage. Accidentally free, thanks cats and baby relatives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have two toddlers who are still in diapers. I routinely end up touching poop for free, often because a child is deciding that I’m not changing the diaper correctly. I’d touch the poop just for an excuse to get out of the house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Haha you moron you should charge them $5 and immediately wash your hands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Istg the first two years at least is nothing except handling shit in some way shape or form

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I've been needing some paperclips